âTo the best of the authorâs knowledge â¦â = âWE WERE TOO LAZY TO DO A REAL LITERATURE SEARCH.â
âResults were found through direct experimentation.â = âWE PLAYED AROUND WITH IT UNTIL IT WORKED.â
âThe data agreed quite well with the predicted model.â = âIF YOU TURN THE PAGE UPSIDE DOWN AND SQUINT, IT DOESNâT LOOK TOO DIFFERENT.â
âIt should be noted that â¦â = âOK, SO MY EXPERIMENTS WERENâT PERFECT. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW??â
âThere results suggest that â¦â = âIF WE TAKE A HUGE LEAP IN REASONING, WE CAN GET MORE MILEAGE OUT OF OUR DATA.â
âFuture work will focus on â¦ â = âYES, WE KNOW THERE IS A BIG FLAW, BUT WE PROMISE WEâLL GET TO IT SOMEDAY.â
ââ¦remains an open question.â = âWE HAVE NO CLUE EITHERâ.
(copied from a comic from www.phdcomics.com, drawn by Jorge Cham if I read it right!)